Thursday, December 23, 2010

Rex Ryan Causing More Distractions

If Rex Ryan is delusional enough to think that his wife has sexy feet, can you really believe him when he proclaims that the Jets are "going in a direction of a Super Bowl?" Rex failed to mention that his wife's feet were dangling outside the car window because the fumes emanating from them were making her nauseous. The only worse looking feet belong to the women who walk into Gary's Shoes and Accessories for Today's Woman in the New Market Mall.

Al Bundy in Gary's Shoes and Accessories for Today's Woman
But in all seriousness, you have to applaud Rex for thinking that his wife has sexy feet after 23 years of marriage. We've all been inundated with tabloids surrounding Tiger Woods, Tiki Barber, Johan Santana and Rick Pitino over the past few years, that it is actually refreshing to hear about someone in sports who still has the spark in his marriage. Who cares if he has to create kinky foot fetish videos to do it? Instead of trying to sidestep the questions, Rex should have confronted the rumors head on, cracked a few jokes about the video, and maybe the story would have gone away.  Now, it continues to linger, despite Rex trying to sweep it under the rug.

1 comment:

  1. An athlete who has been married for 23 years??? Someone give him a trophy!!

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