The Barbershop is open on Sunday's again. Tiki Barber must have joined the list of retired NFL players who have gone broke because he pulled his inner Brett Favre and unretired from the NFL. That list is quite distinguished as 78% of NFL players are bankrupt after only two years of retirement. Fortunately for Tiki, he retired early enough in his career where he may be able to return with something left in the tank. The moral of this story is that if you don't have a prenup then you don't cheat on your preganant wife with a 23 year old intern (even if she is really hot) because a woman's wrath knows no mercy. She wants every penny from Tiki, and his need for cash, not desire for football, is bringing him back to the gridiron. Do you think the Giants would actually pass on him if they thought he wanted to return for all the right reasons and could contribute to their running attack? Tiki realized that he is better at running with a pigskin in his hand than talking into a camera as a sports anchor. Surprisingly, Tiki proved that not every former ballplayer is great at being a sports analyst. But, is there any chance that Tiki can convince Michael Strahan, who does a great job on Fox NFL Sunday, to come out of retirement?
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